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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK THIRTEEN
Tennessee @ Indianapolis -6.5 Tony: It’s currently after 11PM on Saturday night and I am just now typing these picks to send to Sax, which is to say, who gives a fuck about this shit anymore? Uh …...
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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK FIFTEEN
Dallas @ New Orleans -7 Tony: Apparently SOMEONE went to Miami last weekend and drank 715 adult beverages and forgot to write his weekly National Football League picks. I like how my absence leaves...
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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK SIXTEEN
Houston @ Miami -3 Tony: Nice try, Sax. Like I’m going to spend any energy trying to pick this piece of shit. Miami will win this game by 24. Dick: Houston is talented, dynamic, and young, but also...
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DICK’S DECADE OF SPORTS
The Fall of Tiger Woods Never has an athlete fallen so fast, completely, and satisfyingly. Touted at once as a history-changing black man and the whitest man on the planet, he has managed to...
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THE RUTHLESS FOOTBALL AWARDS 2010
With the greatest sporting competition in the world only a couple of days away thatd be the World Cup 2010, North America it seems only right that we deliver our customary end of season Ruthless...
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AN AMERICAN’S GUIDE TO THE WORLD CUP
Do you drink room temperature beer? Talk with an accent? Do you think that Eli Manning invented the cotton gin? If your answer to any one of those questions is yes, then chances are you’re fucking...
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HACKWATCH: JASON COLE SERIOUSLY ASKS IF TERRELL OWENS DESERVES TO BE IN THE...
Ive always wanted to do at least a couple more hackwatches so that I could get to the very bottom of the barrel: sportswriters. Oddly enough, most people with the title sports writer barely...
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RON MEXICO’S NFL POWER RANKINGS
1.) STEELERS: You like rape without real consequences? You like football? This is your team! Their defense gives more concussions than a redneck’s 4-wheeler. Mendenhall and Mike Wallace are future...
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FUCK THE DODGERS: WHEN VIN GOES, I GO
Weve all been had. Spotted as marks and taken advantage of. The salesman saw you a mile away. A woman led you on to make her boyfriend jealous. Your employer promised a raise if you did A, B and C...
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TALKIN’ ROLLER DERBY
When I witness women engaging in competitive sport, a smile will usually sweep across my face, as if I just saw a baby wearing a sombrero or something. And when I see women fighting, a pulse of...
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4
JACKPOT JACKASS Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2)...
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2013 NBA Draft: Expert Breakdown
Ladies and Gentlemen, your guide to understanding the 2013 NBA Draft From Hakeem Olajuwan to Nemanja Nedovic, David Stern has been shaking hands with kids for thirty years. So with this being his last...
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WSOP: The Masses Descend On Vegas
Every year thousands of poker fools come to Vegas for The World Series of Poker. It’s mildly annoying. The WSOP takes place from late may to early July. It consists of 62 events this year. But most...
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22 Ridiculous Aussie Rules Football Cards Explained
Faststeady: I found my old footy card collection and after spending a few hours flicking through them, it seemed sensible to educate those foreign to Australia’s national sport on how it works. L. Ron...
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6 Other Things To Do While Playing Poker
Poker has always been somewhat boring. I mean, youre sitting around with a bunch of other people who have nothing better to do than play poker. Its not exactly the Vienna Circle. You throw some cards...
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Fuck The Tapout Crowd
Recently, I attended this card of “MMA” fights slapped together inside an old can and bottle recycling center across town. A distant cousin had rustled up some “platinum” tickets from his social...
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L. Ron Mexico’s 2013 NFL Preview
September is here. Carbon emissions are at their peak. The kids are going back to the 17th best educational system in the world, and there is a dead zone the size of Connecticut in the Gulf of Mexico,...
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The Ruthless NFL Pick-Off is back!
Our NFL picks have been on hiatus for a few years, owing to nobody wanting to do them anymore except for one guy who couldn’t type because a bookie cut off his fingers. Luckily, Dick now has voice...
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Our Week 6 NFL Unobtainium Pipe Locks
If the three stooges built a nuclear submarine, I probably wouldn’t want to go anywhere near it, but it sure would be entertaining to witness from afar. On an unrelated note, our three NFL experts are...
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Week 7 NFL Picks
Our three NFL experts, or “the three wise men” as they are never called, are back with picks for week Seven. Dick is the veteran of the group, with a long record of picking NFL games. If you want more...
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